agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti
Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?
Husband; Dhakkaa...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 879 views
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