Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?

Husband; Dhakkaa...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 591 views

Sardar is greater than newton

Sardar is far gr8r thn newton. check this out

Sir: wen v throw a ball in d air, y does it cum down?

Sardar: There is nobody in the air to catch the ball..!!:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Kisi Ne Sardar Se Charpai Mangi

Sardar:
Humare Pass Sirf 2 Hein,
Aik Pe Maa Aur Patni Sote Hein,

Aur Dusri Pe Mein Aur Abba…

Admi: Yar Charpai Na Do,
Tarteeb Se To Soya Karo….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha,

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha, "batao, wo konsi jaga hay jehan baap betay ko bhool jaata hay aor
beta baap ko?"

Dosray dost nay kaha,
"shaadi k moqay par".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Difference

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)