A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?

Sardar:Me kanta badal donga

Officer:Agar na badal sako?

Sardar:Me Red signal donga

Officer:Light na ho to?

Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga

Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?

Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa

Officer:Kyun?

Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 909 views

Ishq k Jazbat Ko

Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari

Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari

Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye

Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aGE gAME

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de results
Aapki age 3 bar likhi nzar
Aayegi.
try karo.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ko uska suser jota mar rha tha

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko
forward kar diya!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)