A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?
Sardar:Me kanta badal donga
Officer:Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:Me Red signal donga
Officer:Light na ho to?
Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga
Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa
Officer:Kyun?
Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D
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