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do saboot aur...

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa was playing chess

santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent
hai....
santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Beggar

Faqeer: 10 rupiya de do sahab chae piyonga...
..
Admi: Chae tau 5 ki ati hai..
..
Faqeer: girl friend bhi piyege..
..
Admi: Faqeer ne bhi girlfriend bana li?
..
Faqeer: Nhi sahab... Girlfriend ne faqeer bana diya..
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Height of kanjosi

Height of Kanjoosi
Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch
gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Faqeer: pehle aap 10 eupe dete the

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,
Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?
Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,
Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....
Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,
Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Zindgi 4 din di

Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
50p rupye mahene ka karaya

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga!
kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe
daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me
kya bipasha basu nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Talak leni hai

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi
kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height of Irritati0n

Mom; Can You Get Me A Drink ?

Me; Cola Or Pepsi ?

Mom; Cola

Me; Normal Or Diet ?

Mom; Normal

Me; Can Or Bottle ?

Mom; Bottle

Me; 1L Or 0.5l ?

Mom; Screw It Give Me Water .-.

Me; Normal Or Carbonated ?

Mom; NORMAL !!!

Me; Warm Or Cold ?

Mom; Get Out !

Me; Now Or Later ?

Mom; Im Going To Kill You ! .-.

Me; With A Knife Or Gun ?

Mom; GUN !

Me; In The Head Or Body ?

Mom; YOU KNOW WHAT I LL GET IT MY SELF N0W GET LOST

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Hindi English main

STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me
kyo ni bolte?
........
TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta call fm radio

Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named
Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?
Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2
him.;-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ipl main hisa lia

sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya gabber k bowlers
ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run
diye.
batao kyu?
q ki wicket keeper thakur tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sim ka connection

Santa: SIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se
launga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
toyota

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Petrol bohat mehnga hai

Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
"KHOTA COROLLA"

Model 2010

petrol ka dushman

Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,

5:Years maintances free

Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Biscuit ka packet

Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar-
barabar tor raha tha
puchha kyon
Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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