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Kill one

Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I
share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!
Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!
Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega
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Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Dost:5
Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Frog da Piyo

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Who r u?

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan goes India illegally

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Rs.50 mila

Pathan: Aye Khuda tu mujhe Rs.100 dega to hum tumhari raah main Rs.50 dega.

Rastay main usay Rs.50 mila to Pathan bola: Ya Khudaya itna bhi bhrosa nahi kya pehle he kaat liya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
5000 sall

aj wo azeem din hai jab aj se

5000 sal

pehly
aik aisi
medcine
ejad hui
thi jis ki
waja
se
aaj
puri
dunya
k pathan
zinda hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road

by HAQ (few years ago!)
Pathan

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"

by HAQ (few years ago!)
Funny


Africa kai aik jungle mi aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by HAQ (few years ago!)
Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai Admision Ho Gya

KAISE? Sports Basis Pe Na Yar
Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan qabrisatan me

Pathan rat k andhere me qabaristan me ghus gia
jab 45 min bad dosri taraf se ja nikala to pasina ponjhte howe kaha ye kon sa road tha itne jumps

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay

Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.

Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.

Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aman To Chaman

Aman To Chaman: Tell Me 5 Animals Living In Water?

Aman: Chamman: Fish, Chaman: Thik Ha Aur Chaar?

Aman: Fish Ke Brother, Sister Father And Mother

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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