Height of Irritati0n
Mom; Can You Get Me A Drink ?
Me; Cola Or Pepsi ?
Mom; Cola
Me; Normal Or Diet ?
Mom; Normal
Me; Can Or Bottle ?
Mom; Bottle
Me; 1L Or 0.5l ?
Mom; Screw It Give Me Water .-.
Me; Normal Or Carbonated ?
Mom; NORMAL !!!
Me; Warm Or Cold ?
Mom; Get Out !
Me; Now Or Later ?
Mom; Im Going To Kill You ! .-.
Me; With A Knife Or Gun ?
Mom; GUN !
Me; In The Head Or Body ?
Mom; YOU KNOW WHAT I LL GET IT MY SELF N0W GET LOST
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 565 views
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