Height of Irritati0n

Mom; Can You Get Me A Drink ?

Me; Cola Or Pepsi ?

Mom; Cola

Me; Normal Or Diet ?

Mom; Normal

Me; Can Or Bottle ?

Mom; Bottle

Me; 1L Or 0.5l ?

Mom; Screw It Give Me Water .-.

Me; Normal Or Carbonated ?

Mom; NORMAL !!!

Me; Warm Or Cold ?

Mom; Get Out !

Me; Now Or Later ?

Mom; Im Going To Kill You ! .-.

Me; With A Knife Or Gun ?

Mom; GUN !

Me; In The Head Or Body ?

Mom; YOU KNOW WHAT I LL GET IT MY SELF N0W GET LOST

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 608 views
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