Ipl main hisa lia
sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya gabber k bowlers
ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run
diye.
batao kyu?
q ki wicket keeper thakur tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 945 views
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