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Gaandhi Ji Rock

GaaNdhi Ji Rock
Angrej: GaaNdhiji Kay 2ono Kaan cuut Doh
GaaNdhiji: Nahi Mein Anddha Hojaungah
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Angrej: Lekin Kaan Katne Se Andha kaise Hogye?
GNdhiji: Chasshmaa Kiyaaa Teraay Baaap Ke Kaaaan Pay Lagoonga?.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
English To Urdu Dictionary

English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
punjabi

Punjabi Bank me 500 ka note jama karny gaya!
Banker: Ye note to nakli hai!
Punjabi: Oh, my God is ka matlb hai wo Pathan meri
Free me Gaand mar gaya.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Ek baar gaandhi ji k sir par 3 baal

Ek baar gaandhi ji k sir par 3 baal aaye vo baal katane naai k paas gye.

Naai ne gusse se kaha!! Cut karoon ya count karoon????????????????????????

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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