Beggar

Faqeer: 10 rupiya de do sahab chae piyonga...
..
Admi: Chae tau 5 ki ati hai..
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Faqeer: girl friend bhi piyege..
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Admi: Faqeer ne bhi girlfriend bana li?
..
Faqeer: Nhi sahab... Girlfriend ne faqeer bana diya..
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 906 views
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