Santa was playing chess
santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent
hai....
santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2125 views
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