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Petrol bohat mehnga hai

Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
"KHOTA COROLLA"

Model 2010

petrol ka dushman

Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,

5:Years maintances free

Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 820 views
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