do saboot aur...
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein
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