wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 769 views

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

aapke makan me chuheynach rahe hai.

Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey
nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Africa kai aik jungle mai

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mummy Mai Bahan

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy Mai Bahan

Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,

Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge

Dadi- Nhi Beta
Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge

Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte
Chal So Jaa…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Good answer

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)