Faqeer: pehle aap 10 eupe dete the
Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,
Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?
Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,
Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....
Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,
Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian.
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