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STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me
kyo ni bolte?
........
TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....
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