Sim ka connection

Santa: SIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se
launga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 609 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

A man who has his regular meals

A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.
Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?
Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladki Bahut Pyasi thi,

Ek Ladki Bahut Pyasi thi,

Achanak usse Alladin ka chirag mila,
Usne Use Ragda or jin se kaha -
meri Pyas Bujhao
... ...Jin Bola-
.
.
Pepsi wali Ya Emran Hasmi wali ........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two cockroaches sitting in washroon

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon eating potty.

One said to other: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahe hai.

Other said: Yaar khane ke time pe to aise batain mat kiya karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Marriage

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
manmohan singh

manmohan singh-(rat ko joging kar rahe the)tabhi ek admi ne pucha"tum rat ko joging ku kar rahe ho'.

manmohan singh-kukee main P.M.hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rawdy Rathore Exam Mein

Exam + Rawdy Rathore
"
"
Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or

Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha

Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha ta Bnta-kab tak khaoge

Snta-Mai Khud kha- kha k dukhi hu
per kya karu card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10 PM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kaun banega crorepat

kaun banega crorepati ?
1 crore ka sawaal wo dono kaun
hain???
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
jo nokia mobile onn karne par
haath milate hain????? :-P =D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bus Stand in Lahore

At a bus stand in Lahore,

An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:

How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.

Rs. 150/-:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Teacher. Class Ka Group

meri saadi kab hogi

Bhagwan pe gussa kab aata hai?

Teacher: Pakistan k kitne so..

Madam aap murgi hai kya

Teacher Shadi kya hai?

Teacher Ne Class Main Kaha

Japan ke Prime Minister

1 sardar g ki car k peeche ..

Sardar Ko Blood Ki Zarrorat

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook