Agar sache dil se
Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!
Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 901 views
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