Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:

“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”

Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?

Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.

Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?

Pathan: “MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 895 views

Africa kai aik jungle mai

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Scientists finally found

Scientists finally found what was wrong the female brain.

They said the left side had nothing right and the right side had nothing left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Srdar Enters In Ladies Toilet

A Srdar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake

All Ladies
Sudenly
Standup

Srdar:Izat Dil Vich Honi Chyidi A

Betho Betho Tatti tay Pori Kr Lo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)