Yamraj--Tumne Paap aur Punya dono kiye hai, Isliye Swarg Jaisa Narak milega.

Man--Wo Kaise?
Yam--Agle Janam me Shadi to hogi Lekin wahi Purani Biwi ke saath

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1146 views

Best friends

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,

“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”

“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,

“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change…”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Telephone no

Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will
call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

How did Santa

How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

police to sharabI

police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,

police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya

Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya Banta: Phir kay hua

Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na

Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)