Yamraj--Tumne Paap aur Punya dono kiye hai, Isliye Swarg Jaisa Narak milega.

Man--Wo Kaise?
Yam--Agle Janam me Shadi to hogi Lekin wahi Purani Biwi ke saath

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1211 views

Fees Maafi Ki Application

To

The Principal,
Delhi Public School,

Sir,

Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.

Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.

Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.

Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Tum Na Hote, Agar Tum Na Hot

Ek Gareeb Aashiq Ki Apni Premika Pe Likhi Gayi Ek Shayari

Main Aur Meri Tanhayi Aksar Ye Baatein Karte Hai,

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota,
Aur Agar,

Tum Na Hoti To Mere Pass Paisa Hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SMS ko itna send karo

Please is SMS ko itna SEND karo k Meri hony wali
Biwi tak pohanch jaye:
"JAAN Tum kahan rehti ho? Apna Address to bata
do."
Please meri Madad karen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
.
Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)