Marriage Certificate

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha

.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 802 views
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ga.
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