Dosto Se Kuch Bhi Chupana Galat Hai
Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni Biwi Se Bola
Santa: “Ghar Ka Saara Keemati Samaan Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch
Dost Party Karne Aa Rahe Hain”
Preeto Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?”Santa: “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 611 views
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