Tum Kisi Per Aitbar Kero

Tum Kisi Per Aitbar Kero Ya Na Kero,

Lekin Itna Yaad Rakhna K,

Agar Koi Tum Per Aitbar Kery To Wo Na Tooty..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 371 views
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