Colgate se Daant Saaf

Colgate se Daant Saaf
Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,

Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,

Babul se Fresh krne ka..

Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,
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Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 440 views
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