Lady called Fire Brigad

Lady called Fire Brigad:Helo Mere Ghar Aag Lag gai He

Pthan Pani Dalo

Lady Dala pr Nai Bujhi

Pthan:to marjao hm konsa pepsi dalega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 368 views
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