Women; 639 Jokes

Larki ek asi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri
saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sudar larki

Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k
thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta
layea Sohneya ne" ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jaleebi or larki

Jalebi aur ladkiyo me kya similiarity hai..??
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bahut sweet hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ek old lady

1 Old Lady ne ATM ke pas SAnta se: Beta mera
Balnce check kArdo..
SAnta ne usko Dhakka de diya,
Lady gir gAyi..
SAnta- tumhAra Balance kharab hAI amma..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A girl was sitting

A Girl Was sitting on a park bench....
Funny Begger: Hi sweetheart..!
Girl angrily: How dare U call me sweeheart??
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Begger: then What the HELL R U doing on my
BED!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girls ek dosre ko gift

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai...
perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.
Aur boys.?
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Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girls ek dosre ko gift

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai...
perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.
Aur boys.?
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Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
45 kg ki larki

45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi
Pareshani Nahi Hoti,
But
18 Kg K Gas Cylinder Ko Uthane Me Ladko K Pasine
Chhut Jate H, kyun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Women revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Orat se tekra gaya...

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik larki dukan per

Aik Larki Dukan Daar:
Koi Aisa card hay jis me likha ho k me tum se aur
sir tum se pyar karti hoon
Dukandar: haan hai
Girl: Tu Phir aisa karo
Kay
2 darjan pack kar do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A beautiful female

A beautiful female college student comes to a
young professor’s office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels
pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes
meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers,
“… I would do…anything!!!”
He returns her gaze. “Anything???”
“Yes… Anything!!!”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…..
study???”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Beautiful girl

What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful
girl he was dancing with.
“I m a nurse.” “I wish I could be ill and let you
nurse me,” he whispered in her ear.
“That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity
ward.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
sardi nain mar rhi hai

Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,
Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,
Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik lady ne

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya
dekar,
dua dene ko kaha!
Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me
baithogi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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