Women; 639 Jokes

Why do girls close their eyes

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
:-O

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Funny Girlfriend

Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Sharat :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera mann laga rahega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Difference In Mobile And Ladline

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?

santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye

pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Komal Chadda

Girl - ur name...
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,

Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,

phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dil Ka Operation

Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata haiGirl: I love u

Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.

Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha.

Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?

Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Husband And A Boyfriend

1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
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ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd KO
PITNE LGA.
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LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
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DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
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(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi or ko
ghumane deta he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
High Insult

Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi......??

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Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho..:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Woman Complaining To Dentist

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !"

Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kiss Problem

Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?

Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?

Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya

Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: Ja Police Ko Bula La

Nokar: Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue Chilaya: Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Modern Insult

Modern Insult

Boy To Girl - I Love You And Want To Marry You.
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Girl - Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai..
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Boy - Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hoon Warna Katrina Kaif Ke Paas Jaata..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladkiya Mehnati Hoti Hai

Research ke mutabiq larkian larkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai
Aapko pata hai kaise..

Nahi pata Main bata deta hoon aapko Kyun ki 100 mein se 10
Larkian naturally
khoobsurat hoti hai

Aur baki
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Apni Mehnat se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girls Are Like Internet Virus

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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