Women; 639 Jokes

Aik larki

Aik Larki Dukan Daar:
Koi Aisa card hay jis me likha ho k me tum se aur
sir tum se pyar karti hoon
Dukandar: haan hai
Girl: Tu Phir aisa karo
Kay
2 darjan pack kar do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik pathan aurat

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se Payyar Karte Hai

Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
chinese lady

chinese lady pakistani lady se:
"Mere Husband ka Chalte Chalte intiqal Ho Gaya.
Pakistani Lady:
..."Bus Behan , China ki Cheezon ka Yehi Masla Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Aesi Jaga Ka Naam

Santa: Aesi Jaga Ka Naam Btao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne He
Lekn Phr B Wo Waha Nai Ja Sakta
Banta: Ladies ToiLeT

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
chinese lady pakistani lady se:

chinese lady pakistani lady se:
"Mere Husband ka Chalte Chalte intiqal Ho Gaya.
Pakistani Lady:

..."Bus Behan , China ki Cheezon ka Yehi Masla Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Grl in Burkha!!

Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai….lolz

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
two womans

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders."I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible.""I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months.""You must tell me what you did.""I went to a faith healer.""But I've tried that. My husband and Iwent to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
In a party a lady wantedto go

In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me

Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me dubne se bachaya tha usne fasi laga li hai.
banta:pagal hai kya use toh maine sukhne k liye tang diya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjhoTodhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai

Saas: Bahu se kon hai?Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui

Dusri sardarni: Phir ?

1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar diaaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”

Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein

Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek aurat ki parosan mar gyee

Ek aurat ki parosan mar gyee to us ney wahan jaa ker khoob bein daley or khoob roi.

Wapis ghar aai to sab bachey ro rahey they. “Chup ho jao kambakhto!”, aurat ney daant ker kaha.

“Khud to doosron key ghar jaa ker ro leti hein or hamein apney ghar mein bhee nahi roney daiteen”, bachon ney jawab diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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