Women; 639 Jokes


Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Two ladies

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old
Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are
You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo
bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One cute and young girl

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girl to fireman

Girl to Fireman: It must have taken so much
courage to rescue me as you did!
Fireman: Yeah, I had to knock down 3 other guys
who wanted to do it!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarni sharmate hue

Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) :
Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !
Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarni write massage

Sardarni Writes Msg 2 Srdr:
“Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?Msg Karke Batao”
Srdr Writes 2 Her:
“Nahi Bata Sakta,Balance Kam Hai!!!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Car me baithi 1 Lady ne

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,
dua dene ko kaha!

Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Married woman

Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong
To Sleep With Married Women.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Like a woman

How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 orat police station

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kamwali: Malkin

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girl standing at bus stop

A girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face
with a scarf.
A Passer-by: "HI SEXY!"
Girl: "DAD... its me!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
7 types of girls

remember everything forever.
forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
just for looking.
difficult to access.
always busy when you needed.
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
these type of girls are normaly called
once enters in your system don,t leave even after

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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