Women; 639 Jokes

Bike Se Utarane Ka Naya Style

Ek Ladka ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar main bike se gir gaya..

ladki boli aapko chot to nahi lagi..

ladka bola are hat pagli hum bike se aise he utarten hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl and Doctor

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Propose Ya Adopt

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla.

Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na!

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jeans Ki Price

Girl- Is jeans ki price kitni hai?

Dukandar- Rs.3000 Only.

Girl: uff....!

Aur uss Jeans ka kya price hai?

Dukandar: uff uff.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fast English Speaker

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha..

Funny Kid: english english english english english..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larkiyon Ke Chakkar

Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna DostoKyun ki
Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
Or End Me

Halat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Sath Dance Karogi

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.

Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.

Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aunty Se Kehe Dena Mujhe Bhul Jaye

ladki :"Meri maa ko tum bahat pasand aye
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Ladka(sharmate hue) : To kya huwa
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Mei tumse hi shaadi karunga
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Aunty se kehe dena mujhe bhul jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey

Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe Maarna
Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,
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Baba:" Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye ''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa
Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~

Baba Ji Taweez Daant ke Neechey
Dabane Ka Itna
Faida Hua k Ab Woh Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kehta hai..
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Baba:" Yeh Faida Taweez ka Nahi,

aapki Zubaan Band Rakhne ka Hai..
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How Girls And Boys Express Their Feelings?

How Girls And Boys Express Their Feelings?

Girls Express Their Feeling With Gussa And Tears,
But

Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta And Bear.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.

Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,

Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai
1st- BORING
2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING- Jo baarish mein bhi, Jaan- bujh kar, UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There Are Basically 7

There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…

1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.

4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.

5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.

6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.

7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki

Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki Ko Dekh, Ladka Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola.

Ladka: “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?”
Chinki: “Kya?”

Ladka: “Acchi Film Hai Na?”
Chinki: “Kutte Ke Bacche”
Ladka: “What…?”

Chinki: “Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
a child said 2 pregnent lady.

a child said 2 pregnent lady..
Ye pait me kya hai ???
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Lady:" Isme mera pyara sa cute sa
baby hai..
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Child:" Itna pyara tha to usko kha kyu liya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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