Other; 3338 Jokes

Shama Chahta Hon

HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy

HINDU: Me shama chahata hun

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arz kya hy

Arz kya hy
Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai





Jese chotay rakshay main moti anti phas gayi ...???

by imran (few years ago!)
'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday



'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?































Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai


1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.

Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi ac


pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
Sardar & Teacher

Techer Sardar Say: "Koi Aisa Jumla Banao Jis Mein "Magar" 2 Dafa Istemaal Hua Ho

Sardar: "Wo Merey Aagey Chal Rahi Thi Aur Mein Us Ke Magar Magar".

by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!)
Boss Aur Secretary

Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her Husband: For a week I & boss going abroad.

Husband calls Girl-Friend: Wife going, let's go for outing.

Girlfriend calls her student: For a week you are free.

Little boy calls his Grandpa: I'm free.

Grandpa(Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled.

by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!)
MOM Aur BETA

MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?

SON: Khirki sy?

MOM: Woh kaisay?

SON:Kal jab aap ny Bel di tou Papa ny sath wali Aunty sy kaha

" JAAN TUM KHIRKI SY NIKAL JAO".

by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!)
sardar

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy per knock karta ....

Gangubai: Kaun?

Sardar: mai....

Gangubai: mai kaun?

Sardar: tu gangubai.......

by Hassaan (few years ago!)
sardar

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..!

by Hassaan (few years ago!)
English Joke - Boy or Girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
The Trains Are Always Late

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
HOW MANY APPLES CAN U EAT

Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Sardar:4 apples.
Girl:U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.
Sardar:Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko b bataon ga,
Sardar to his frnd:
How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Frnd:6 apples
Sardar: O jaa yaar.. tu 4 bolda ty enna shugal lagna c…

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
JO DAR GAYA WO MAR GAYA

Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
Shocking Story

Shocking
Story

Aik Larki ke pass unknown call Ayi,.
Larka:
Do u have boyFriend?
Larki:
Yes I have,

But Who are
u?

Larka: Tera bhai Ho ruk Ghr ake Batata hun.

by KASHIF (few years ago!)

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