Other; 3338 Jokes

sultan tipu

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Bakra ya bakri

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
curcit

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
munna bhai

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know whois Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
paying bill

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
one million copies

One million copies of a new booksold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was(life)

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apni Sali Se

Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt
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Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha

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"o yaara rota kiyun ae,
Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher and Student

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha Pregnant Mumy Se

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy: Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha: Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Plastic Surgery karwana

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan in Exam

Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya!

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Kiun???
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Because
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Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Car ki Battery

Pathan car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab! Exide ki daal doon?

Pathan: Nahi yaar, dona side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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