Other; 3338 Jokes

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Razzi (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits

2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary

1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.

2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)

by Razzi (few years ago!)
R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)
Love more important than money

All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)
pathan

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
CHAND

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? .

by ADNAN (few years ago!)
MUNA BHAI

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

by ADNAN (few years ago!)
HUSBAND

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by ADNAN (few years ago!)
hamesha garam rehney wali cheez

Wo kaun si cheez hai jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rehti hai..?.
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Nhi pta..?
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Garam masala :D

Dekha bachpan se genius hu pr kbhi ghamand nhi kiya.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
truth

Funny Truth...
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No one is as ugly as their identity card picture...
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Nor as good looking as their facebook profile picture.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
sense

Interviewer
Asked Candidate:

"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"

Candidate Replied:
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"Five, Sir!!"

Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."

Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by dracula (few years ago!)
Alarm

The most active person in the world - One who invented alarm.. :(
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The laziest person in the world -
One who invented snooze in the alarm!!

by dracula (few years ago!)
mixed emotion

Wat is meant by Mixed Emotion?

Ans:Ur ENEMY falls from 17th floor on ur brand new car
& u don't know whether to Laugh or Cry. :D

by dracula (few years ago!)
BMW

A Man Had An Accident
In His New BMW

When Cops Arrived,
Man Cried
..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "

Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"

Man Looks At The
Left Arm N Yells . . .

"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"

by dracula (few years ago!)
Love

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

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