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Mey Zindah Hon

1 pathan building se gira

doctor said he is dead

pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.

Pathan wife: tu leta reh tujhe doctor se ziada pata hai kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ALJEBRA

A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.

Give an exmple.

STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar maths k paper mein

Sardar maths k paper mein dance kr raha tha.

Kisi ne pucha ye kya kr rahy ho?

Sardar: mere dost ne kaha tha har step k number hoty hein...;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One second sir

Sardar ney ghar
say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha.


Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay?

Receptionist.
One second sir

Sardar
Ok thanks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Bahadar Sardar

1 sardar rail ki patriper so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kyakar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper sehawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
two sardar


1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
HITLER

Hitler says, "There isno word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda?" Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na "

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
sardar ki chatri

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrellame hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
sardar

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Mera Dushman

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.

Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain

Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari: amma roti do

Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher-giv eng trnslation of

Teacher-giv eng trnslation of
“BAZAAR MAI GOLIYAN CHAL RHI HAIN”.
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Stu-”The TABLETS are WALKING in the market”.:*8-):*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine Cigarette Chhor Di

1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha

BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?

Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.

BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baqi Batein

2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha

Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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