Other; 3338 Jokes
raat ke andhere main jab sab soo gye the,aik chor ghar main dakhil hoa,etafak se aik chote bache ki ankh khol gai. chor: “khabardar,agar chekhe to goli khani pare gi”. Bacha: “masomiat se jee main chocolate khata hun”.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
pehli parosan, “beti aaj kya paka rehi ho? ”dosri parosan “daal” pehli parosan “lakin khusboo to morgi pakne ki aa rehi hay?” dosri parosan “jee han,pak to morgi hi rehi hay lakin aap hi to kahti hain ghar ki morgi daal barabar.”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
molazim hotel manager se: “upar ka mosafir shakayat kar raha tha ke raat barish main chat se is kadar pani tapka ke who sir se paoun tak nahaya gya.” Manager “theek hay ,is ke bill main nahane ke paise bi shamil kar lo.”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
malik nokar se “jaldi se ja kar koi khali raksha le aao.” Nokar “wapisaa kar koi khali raksha milta hi nahi,har aik main aik admi zaror betha hota hay”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: “Agar Amrud Mein Se Keeda Nikla To?”
Pathan: “To Saaf Baat Hai, Hum Keede Ke Alag Se Paise Lega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Bus Stop Per Khade Kisi Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Pathan: “Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Kon Si Bus Jayegi?”
Aadmi: “21 No.”
4 Ghante Baad Wo Aadmi Wapis Aaya To Dekha Pathan Udhar Hi Khada Thha”
Admi Bola: ��Kya Hua Khan Sahab Aap Gaye Nahi Abhi Tak?”
Pathan: “Bas Yaar, 18 Bus Guzar Gayi Hai Do 2 Aur Guzar Jayein To 21 Number Aa Jayegi To Ham Jayenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha.
Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha.
Santa : “Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai”
Phir Pathan Ne Uthaya Aur Bola.
Pathan: “Abe Ye To Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne Bete Ko Kisi Baat Par Samjha Raha Thha, Aur Bola.
Pathan: “Oye Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Ka Puttar Hai”
Beta Khush Hote Hue: “Abba Ji, Acha Hua Bata Diya Teacher Bhi Yahi Puchti Hai Ke Tu Kis Janwar Ki Aulad Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,
Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bolta Hai.
Pathan: “Sir, Meri Cheque Book Kho Gayi Hai”
Bank Manager: “Saavdhaan Ho Jaao, Koi Bhi Tumhare Cheques Par Sign Kar Sakta Hai”
Pathan: “Ohhh Sir, Main Pagal Nahi Hoon, Mene Pehle Se Hi Saare Cheques Par Sign Kiye Hue The“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Ek Khan Hotel Mein Room Book Karwa Raha Hota Hai,
Aur Receptionist Waiter Ko Khan Ke Kamare Tak Pahunchane Ke Liye Kehti Hai, Waiter Khan Ko Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.
Waiter: “Chalo Ander”
Khan: “Oye Hum Is Kamre Mein Nahi Rahga, Humko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Paisa Itna Diya Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa”
Waiter: “Abe Gadhe Ki Aulad, Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bap:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi...Beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol
hay
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Mareez ne doctor se kaha.mainek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
Doctor .....acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz
ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar ayega.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)