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modern day break up

Modern Day Break Up..

Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..

Boy: Why??

Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK!!!

by Raju (few years ago!)
how r u going 2 make me believe

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:

"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"

It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !

The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P

Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Raju (few years ago!)
veena ke baari

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
5 Reasons Why You Are My Friend

5 reasons why you are my friend….

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

No Reason Found!

I was just drunk

by Raju (few years ago!)
Zubaida Apa

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:

. Make the best of it

. Dont doubt anything

. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever

IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:

. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!

. Never stay alone! Your friends are there

. Hug more people

. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.

IF YOU ARE SINGLE:

. Hang out with friends n family

. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!

IF YOU ARE MARRIED..

. GAME OVER dear!

by Raju (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Pehlay Rozay Par Maar Pari

Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara

Kyun?

Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha

“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”

by Raju (few years ago!)
How to Purchase cigrate

Pathan to dukandaar.

bhai jaan cigrate to dena,

Dukandaar:

Kon Sa?

Pathan"

Jis main se dhooa niklai........

by Raju (few years ago!)
Kon Bane ga Karor Pati

Kon Banai ga Karor Pati?
Pathan: Me.
Q: what is your father name?

Options:
A.Dilawer
B.Changez
c.Feroz
d.Sultan

Pthan: Life line 50/50.

A. Dilawer
c. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote,

75% Dilwer
25% Feroze

Pathan: my last line phone a friend.

Kis ko call karen gai?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawer ko.........!

by Raju (few years ago!)
How to pass?

A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.

by Raju (few years ago!)
lawers fee

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.

"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.

"Your right. It's mine.

by sana (few years ago!)
3 doctors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

by sana (few years ago!)
sardar aur doctor

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

by sana (few years ago!)
sarda aur bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by sana (few years ago!)
boss nokar se

Boss nokar se: tum kisi kaam se jate ho to 2,3 ghantay tak wapis q nh aate

nokar: aap ne hi to kya tha k bijli k tarha jao or bijli ke tarha aao

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
A man asked sardar

A man asked sardar how was ur english paper

sardar replied it was fine but i forgot third form of think so i thought and thought and i finally wrote thunk

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

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