sardar
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..!
by Hassaan (few years ago!) / 622 views
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Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy FARAZ!:-(
Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy
(';') Acha abbu
<)(\ me chalti
_// hon phr aaon gi agle hafty.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana chahiye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi
Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.
Bachha: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do”
Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua
To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya
Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.
Bachha: “”Agar Bacha Chahiye To Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Utthi Thi Wo Fajar Mein Mujhe Mangne Ke Liye Khuda Sey
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Pani Thanda Deikh Ke Phir So Gai
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Ohh Shitt Yaaar Kaash Uske Ghar Geezar Hota.;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments
The Human Brain is awesome
it functions 24 hours a day
from the day we are born
and only stops when
we are taking an exam
or
Fall in love
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
ek pagalkhane me -
doctor- ne ek pagal se pucha, cht se kyu latak raha hai
pagal- kyuki main ek bulb hoon!
doctor- phir jal kyu nahi raha?
pagal- ye India hai ! light gaye hui hai!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Thank God Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation,
Imagine What Her Serial Bade Acche Lagte Hain Would Have Been Called ?
Khade Acche Lagte Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy-tum ladkiya itni sunder kyo hoti ho? girl- kyo bhagwan ne hame apne hatho se banaya hai.
Boy- kamini bol toh ese rhi hai. Jaise hme net se download kiya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)