Other; 3338 Jokes

Band Ho Jaye Ga

Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fail ya Pass

Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

Pathan: Blood Test

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachho Ko Pyaar Kara Karo

Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.

Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”

Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”

Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”

Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Irada Pakka Ho To Sab Mil Sakta Hai

Teacher Class Mein Lecture Dete Hue Kehti Hai.

Teacher: “Agar Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Hasil Karna Chaho Woh Zarur Milta Hai”

Student: “Rehne Dein Miss, Aagar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Miss Nahi Misses Hote“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?

Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”

Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“

Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”

Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”

Pappu: “Bees”

Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”

Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ishq Kiya Bhi To Kis Se Kiya

Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai,

Teacher: “Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?”

Papu: “Mam, Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke Bhejti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shama Chahta Hon

HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy

HINDU: Me shama chahata hun

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar and Sister

Sardar:Sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo

Nurse:Blood grouP bolo
Sardar:konsa b chalega

Nurse:kaise chalega?

Sardar:Galfrnd ko love letter likhana h........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan aur Passenger

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fracture In Finger

Pathan:
Doctor Sahb
Pore Jism Main Kahin B
Ungli Lagaon To Boht Dard
Hota Hai

Doctor Sugested Full
Body Xray

Wen He Checked Xray
Found
Fracture In Finger

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Aur Bank Ka Loan

Pathan Ne Bank Se Loan Le Kar Car Li Lekin Loan Wapas Na Kar Saka Bank Walay Car Le Gaye

Pathan: Pehlay Pata Hota To Shadi Bhi Bank Se Loan Le Kar Karta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Dozakh Mai

1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla Chupke Se Janat Me Gia Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara

Pathan: Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Pagal Banaya

PATHAN:
Aaj Hum Ne Pani Ko Pagal Bnaya

2ND PATHAN:
Wo Kaisy?

1st PATHAN:
Hum Ne Nahany K Liye Pani Garam Kia
Aur
Thanday Pani Se Naha Liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Se Loot Maar

Pathan:
Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya

Friend:
Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy

Pathan:
Wo Main
Nay Chupa Di Thi,
Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
10 Pathan Aik Kashti Mai Sawar

10 Pathan Aik Kashti Mai Sawar Thay K Achanak Kashti Ruk Gai
Aur Sab Doob Gae!

Pata Hai Kaise?

Pathan They Na Sab Dhakka Dene Utar Gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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