Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
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Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1385 views

Mareez

Doctor:
Woh Memon Mareez
Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per K Dawaen
Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo
Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aj din paper da,

Babbu maan's.... Aj din paper da, ajj padhna paina, Degree nal paya panga poora krna paina.., tusi pass krdeo thonu fark ni paina, je fail hogya mera kakh ne rehna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munna bhai k ghr ladki paida hui

Munna bhai k ghr ladki paida hui

Circit:-Bhai mohlle ke sare ladke ispe line marnge

Munna bhai:-tu fikr na kr mai iska name "DIDI" rkhunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aliens Attack

resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge
Driver-Jee ha
RAAZ-kya loge ?
Driver-paise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)