Parent; 468 Jokes

Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

AurFather: Rat Ko Tum Peeke Room Me Gir Gaye The

Son: Kya Batau Papa Sb Galat Sangat Ki Wajah Se Hua

6 Dost
6 Beer
Aur Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Papa to Santa

Papa to Santa: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?

Santa: Mein han ji.

Papa: Oh kaise ?

Santa: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Dad what is an idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Baap Beti Se

Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?

Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Family Saw

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Maa or Baap

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,
Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya: Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho,
Maa boli: Jhagra us kambakht ne kiya hai to Saza bhe usy he Milni chahiye , Tu wahin ruk Main 5,6 mahino k liye aa rahi hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife : Honey,where are you?

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia

1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
i love u

sardar gusse me beti se bola:
jis ne sms kia he usay me dekh lunga filhaal tum us ka sms usay wapas bhejdo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
FATHER: How are your grades, son? 

FATHER: How are your grades, son? 

SON: Under water, Dad.

 FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? 

SON: They're below C level 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
banian s dons

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Student wrote a letter

A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel: dear Dad...! No Money, No Fun Your son! His Father Replied: Dear Son! So Sad, Very bad. Your Dad! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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