Parent; 468 Jokes

Pita- “Dekho Beta,

Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna, Yah Baad Me

Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai” Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi

Shaadi Nahi Karunga Aur Yahi Shiksha Apne Bete Ko Bhi Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa- ye kya tumhare

Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h

Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi

Papa-Wat?

Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DAD:dear son

DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik. No chip chip no chik chik

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Technological Mistake

Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
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This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
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"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k
button say hath utha ly.
Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai..:P :D ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yogi: AUNTYji!

Yogi: AUNTYji!
Arpit ghar pe he?

Aunty: Haan beta,
abhi abhi aaya hai!

Maggi Kha rha hai...!
Tujhe bhukh lagi hai kya?

Yogi: ji Haan..! :D
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Aunty: Toh tu bhi apne ghar se kha kar aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Maa-Bap Se Badkar Koi
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Isliye
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Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
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Maa-Baap Ban Jao

Rishta Whi,
Soch Nyi.:-P;-):-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father : Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se

Father : Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se
Pyar Karte Ho?
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Boy : 6 Mahine Se.
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Father : Main Kaise Yakeen Kar Lu?
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Boy : 3 Mahine Aur Wait Kar Lein,
Yaheen Ho Jaayega..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mummy Mai Bahan

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy Mai Bahan

Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,

Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge

Dadi- Nhi Beta
Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge

Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte
Chal So Jaa…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa: Beta

Papa: Beta,
Tum Apni Shadi Mein kis kis ko Bulaaoge..??

Beta:- jisne mujhe apne shadi mein bulaya tha..
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papa:- mujhe bulaoge na..?
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Beta:- tez mat baniye,
aap bhi nahi bulaye the mujhe...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aunty, mummy ne

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi
hai.

Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha
mummy nay?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to

Pinki aunty se lay aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap-bete se

Baap-bete se

Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna

Kuchh din ke baad

Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya

Beta- abey babulal tune apne baap hone ka haq kho diya h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife 2 Husband

Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,

Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot

Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise karein”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon parr rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ki mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap: Beta!

Baap: Beta! zindgi me kbi Chars na peena,

wrna wo jo aagy 2 Aadmi ja rhe hn,4 nzr aaen ge,

Beta: "Mgr Abbu! wo to 1 Aadmi hai!" :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar told his son

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘

Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti

Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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