Wife and husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming
home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 950 views
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