Parent; 468 Jokes

Sonu: papa, aaj mujhe ek ladke ne mara.

Sonu: papa, aaj mujhe ek ladke ne mara.

Papa: kya tum use phchan sakte ho?

Sonu: haan papa mein uska daant saath laya hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta(Kanjus Pita se):

Beta(Kanjus Pita se): Papa Papa mujhe dur ka kam dikhai deta hai, chashma dilao na.

Pita: bata wo kya hai?
Beta: suraj

Pita: abe aur kitna dur ka dekha chahta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada

Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada us ke daftar mein ja ker uske boss se bola: Iss daftar mein sunil naam ka aadmi kaam karta hai, mujhe us se milna hai weh mera pota hai

Boss ne muskura ker kaha: Mujhe afsos hai, aap der se aaye hain, weh aapki arthi ko kandha dene ke liye chutti laker ja chuka hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Aj accident hua

Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,

Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,

Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?

Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,

Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?

Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye….Ja yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Aj accident hua

Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,

Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,

Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?

Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,

Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?

Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naughty : Height of Shame

Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered.

A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe

Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?

Mom : Nahi to beta!

Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,

Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,

Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,

Ek Din Aaega Jab -
GIRLFRIEND khegi-BHAIYA,
IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daadi marte hue

Daadi marte hue :Beta mein apna farm, 6tractor, 50 janwar
aur 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hun
Beta: Dadi yeh sab hai kahan?
..
..
Dadi: FARMVILLE on Facebook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mother: Santa

Mother: Santa tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar shadi karlo,

Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai,

Mother: Kya hua?

Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 – 9 ki 2 se shadi karli!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend

Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka birthday hai, use kya du..... Papa:- dikhne me kaisi hai ? Son:- Mast hai.... Papa:- mera no. Dede !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: pappa agar main exam

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga

Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
... Santa: woh kyu?

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They"Re Below C Level

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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