Parent; 468 Jokes

Wife and Husband

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ami abu ki larai

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Papa Ka Vibration Mode

Santa sardi lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Conversations In Hindi

Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila H.

Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga.

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?Boy: BCA

Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?

Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Conversations In Hindi

Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila H.

Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga.


Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?Boy: BCA

Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?

Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap mere papa ko nahi jaante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paalan-Poshan

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa Ulti Kaise Ho Gayi

Teacher : Santa batao M for kya hota hai?

Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai

Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.

Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.

Beta: “Hello Maan, Ek Gud News Hai”
Maan: “Kya Hua?”

Beta: “Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye”
Maan Ne Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Pucha: “Ladka Hua Ya Ladki?”
Beta: “Nahi Maan, Aapki Bahu Ne Dusri Shadi Karli“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DAD : When I beat you

DAD : When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?

SON : I start cleaning the toilet.

DAD : How does that satisfy you ?

SON : I clean it with your toothbrush..

Hit LIKE if you smile

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5 missed calls from your bestfrnd

5 missed calls from your bestfrnd
means they wanna hang out with
you.. ^_^
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5 missed calls from your
Girlfriend/ Boyfriend means they
miss u... ?
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But...
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5 missed calls from HOME means...
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"Beta aaj to band bajne waali
hai..:p:O :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg

Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg 5 log hee h dad,mom,ap,di or mai

dadi-tu shaadi karega toh hm 6 ho jayenge

pota:-bt fir di shaadi karegi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-tera beta paida hoga toh hm fir 6 ho jayenge

pota:-fir ap mar jayengi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-SO JAA HARAAMZADE..sur mt khaa....:Dddd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h

Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h?

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Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Manlo,

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Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Manlo.

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Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR" Manlo

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Tum Desh Ki Janta.

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Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Manlo.

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Son:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi dady...

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Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Mein bharastachar kar Raha Tha.

SARKAR So Rahi Thi,

JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi or

DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta:"Mom, Love marriage

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...

Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"

Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,

Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..":D =))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Mummy raat ko jb

Pappu: Mummy raat ko jb

main susu karne gaya to

bathroom ki door kholi toh

light apne aap hi jal gaye

Mummy: Haramjade tu aaj

phir freeze me susu kar aya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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