Parent; 468 Jokes

Kab Se Chal Raha Hai Be Ye Sab?

Ek Din Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talaashi Li To Usmein Se

Cigrette, Beer Nikle
Baap Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Maara Aur Pucha

Baap: “Kab Se Chal Raha Hai Be Ye Sab”

Ladka Rote Hue: “Papa Par Ye Jacket To Aapki Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Akhir Ye Julam Kab Tak Chalega

Bete Ne Rote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha: “Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho, Waise Dadaji Bhi Aapko Marte The Kya?”

Baap: “Haan Beta, Bilkul”

Beta: “To Ye Khandani Haramipana Kab Tak Chalega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police Wala Samajh Ke Najayaz Fayda To Mat Uthao

Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya

Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: “Itne Kam Number Kyun Aaye? Aaj Se Tera Khelna Tv Dekhna Sab Bandh”

Beta: “Papa, Ye Lo 100 Rupaye Aur Baat Ko Yahi Khatam Karo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Raha Result?

Na Padne Ki Wajah Se Ek Din Santa Ne Pappu Ko Dant Te Hue Bola

Santa: “Agar Tu Is Bar Fail Ho Gaya To Mujhe Dad Mat Bulaiyo”
Kuch Din Bad Jab Pappu Ka

Result Aya To Vo Report Card Leke Ghar Aaya

Santa: “Kya Raha Result?”
Pappu: “Chhod Yaar Suresh, Mat Puchh“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Berozgari Ke Haal

Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha.

Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai”

Dost: “Chor Ko Ghar Se Nikalte Kyun Nahi?”

Baap: “Wo Hi To Kamata Hai, Baqi Sab Berozgar Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friends and parents

The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Mera Asli Baap Kaun Hai?

Ramu K.B.C (Koun Banega Krorepati) Se Apni Maan Ko Phone Lagata Hai Aur Apna Question Poochta Hai.

Ramu: “Maan Main K.B.C Se Bole Raha Hoon Mere Baap Ka Naam Batao Jaldi?”

Maa: “Sawal Kitne Rs. Ka Hai Beta?”

Ramu: “1000/- Rs. Ka Maa”

Maa: “Quit Kar De Beta 1000/- Rs Ke Liye Ghar Mein Kalesh Thoda Karwaungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa Ki Ladki Bitiya

Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha

Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”

Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
New Add Of Fair & Lovely

Fair & Lovely Ki Unseen Ad

Maa: “Nalayak, Itni Raat Tak Kaha Thi?”

Beti: “Mom, Boyfriend Ke Saath”

Maa: “Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?”

Beti: “To Kya Hua Maa, Fair & Lovely Hai Na.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naalayko Kabhi Padd Bhi Liya Karo

Pita Ji Ne Apne Bete Ko Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Kaha

Baap: “Nalayak Kabhi Tumne Apni Koi Book Khol Ke Bhi Dekhi Hai?”

Beta: “Haan Papa Roz Kholta Hoon Ek Book”

Baap Hairani Se: “Konsi?”

Beta: “Facebook“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naalayko Kabhi Padd Bhi Liya Karo

Pita Ji Ne Apne Bete Ko Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Kaha

Baap: “Nalayak Kabhi Tumne Apni Koi Book Khol Ke Bhi Dekhi Hai?”

Beta: “Haan Papa Roz Kholta Hoon Ek Book”

Baap Hairani Se: “Konsi?”

Beta: “Facebook“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar

Ek Admi Apne Bete Ko Buri Tarha Se Maar Raha Tha

Sath Wale Padosi Ne Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Padosi: “Arrey Itna Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?”

Aadmi: “Kal Isska Result Aane Wala Hai Or Mujhe Aaj Tour Pe Jana Hai Socha Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Hi Kar Loon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum

Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ??
Child: .........
Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the?? =/
Child: .........
Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? =@
Child: .........
Mom SLAPS !!! =(
Child *Crying*
Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ??!!
Child: Oh mummy main........... .
Mom: Chuppp.. Mere Aagey
Zubaan matt Chalao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistani: Mera beta

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Sardar Replied : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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