pathan & teacher
Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?
Pathan: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?
Pathan: Illegal.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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