Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 787 views

Yahaan Kutte SusuKarte Hain

Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: “Yahaan Kutte Susu
Karte Hain”
Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar
Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Waha
Susu Kar Diya.
Fir Muskura Kar Bola: “Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu
Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson on...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan culb me.

Pathan england me club pe chala gia . Wahan dance karne k bad bola yaar ye bta do ye shadi kis ka tha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A man in Hell asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Website under construction

Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”

I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”

I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)