Tum itny chotay ho
Girl:
Tum itny chotay ho meri Jawani ka Bojh kaisy uthao gay,
Child:
Janu manta hun k CHUHA Bori utha nhi sakta Mgr PHAAR to sakta hy na...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 771 views
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