achi baat to sabko achi lagti hai
Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai tongue.png grin.png
by rahul (few years ago!) / 815 views
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