Molvi pathan se: sana aati hai?
Pathan :sana to nahein aati par us ki choti behn saba aati hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!) / 645 views

Wife knows

A superb ADD in Paper:

''FOR SALE'' Complete set of Encyclopedia in gud condition.

Reason 4 Selling:-
......
No longer needed.

-Got married.

-Wife knows EVERYTHING..! :DSee More

by Kashif (few years ago!)

Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga

Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
.

Phir

.
Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara
Dad- Why ?
Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?
Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.
Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Director to Actor

Sardar Director: U Should Jump 2 D Swimingpool Frm 100 Ft Height.

Act: I Don’t Know Swiming.

Sardar Director:
Don’t Wory, Their Is No Water.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tooth paste

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)
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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)