1 larka tha diwana Ca

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 456 views
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