Dr. Sahab plastic surgery

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..

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Flying In The Plane

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bush got rescued

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help.

It was President Bush.

President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.

President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Bush gave him the money.

The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so President Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, President Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."

The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Izzat k sath

Son:abu idhar aa.
Maan:beta aise nai abu ko izzat k sath bolte hain

son:abu izzat k sath idhar aa ja.

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Sardar: Interveo deny gaia,

Sardar:

Interveo deny gaia,

Officer:

Tmhari talem keia,

Sardar:

L . L . K . M . P .

Officer:

Ye kon’c digri he,

Sardar:

Lamk làmk k metrik pas.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi

Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chaly gay

kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kar agy aa kar khata sadar: ji mra moo kala karoo

sadar: chal wapis
aik bar phir aa gaya

sadar: phir bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay

baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo kar do gay

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Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi

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Printing Press

Teacher : Children
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..

Santa: In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?

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khana bana raha tha

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar hai'?

Santa : namak nahi hai.

Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?

Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta

Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?

Tota bola PATHAN.

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Murga Pathan Tha!!!

A Sardar Went 2 Hotel,Ordered Chiken Waiter Comes

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Sardar: Dil?
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Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga Pathan Tha!!!

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