Daku Bank Lutne Gye

Daku Bank Lutne Gye

Gun Ghr Me Bhul Gye

Fir B Bank Lut Lia
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Kese

Bank Manager SANTA Tha, Bola-

Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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