Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Shaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A husband said

A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower?
I would pick it for you?
If Jannah was a bird?
I would catch it for you?
If Jannah was a house?
I’d build it for you, but?
Since Jannah is a place?
no eye has ever seen?
I make dua for Allah?
to reserve it for you?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Ladke Nahin Badaltey

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor Ki Dawayi To Vakiye Hi Kamal Ki Thi

Santa Ko Der Se Uthne Ki Aadat Thi, Isliye Wo Hamesha Office Der Se Pahunchta Tha.

Uska Boss Iss Baat Se Bahut Naraj Tha, Akhir Usne Santa Ko Chetavani De Hi Di Aur Kaha,
Boss: “Ya To Tum Jaldi Aao Ya Naukri Chod Do”

Haar Kar Santa Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Usne Kuch Goliya Di Aur Kaha Ki Ab Tum Samaye Par Jaag Jaoge.

Raat Ko Santa Dawai Kha Kar So Gaya, Subha Jab Wo Utha To Sachmuch Suraj Nahi Nikla Tha,

Dawa Ne To Kamaal Hi Kar Diya Tha, Wo Khush-Khushi Tyaar Hua Aur Samaye Se Thoda Pehle Hi Office Pahunch Gaya,
Usne Apne Boss Se Kaha: “Sir, Doctor Ki Dawa To Kamaal Ki Hai”

Boss Berukhi Se Bole: “Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin Pehle Tum Ye Batao Ke Kal Tum Kaha The?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)