Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1155 views

Maa ki Naseehat

ek maa nay bachay ko nasihat kartay huay kaha:.

"yaad rakho. hum is dunya mai dosron ki khidmat karnay eye hain".

bachay na thori der socha phir poocha. "aur ammi, doosray kis liye aaye hain??".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HUSBAND

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

500-year-old Statue

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost tou bhi likha kr

Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega.
Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A Boy sees a beautiful girl siting

A Boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper..

“I love u, do u love me?”
And passes the paper to her..
She replies.. “no”

He didn’t give up
He rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. “yes”
Moral of the story:
.
Definitely not what u think..
Its…
“Save earth… Recycle paper!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)